Bitsy:
Greetings, club memfurs and furriends! We have planned a wonderfurl visit fur you, and
although it is Halloween, we purromise that there will be no goblins or spooks or things
that give headbumps in the night here to spoil your fun.
 
You are free to explore the castle and grounds until dusk, at which time there will be
dancing in the grand ballroom. Fur now, a table of snacks awaits you in the great hall.
Help yourselves,but do not eat too much so as not to spoil your appetite fur dinner!
 
After your little tour and the ballroom festivities, you may repair to your assigned rooms
and ready yourselves fur the Royal Feast. Tonight is a furry special night, so dinner
will be held in the wine cellar rather than the common dining room. You will have to find
your way there from the main basement, as I do not have a map prepurred, but it
should not be difficult fur any clefur kitty.
 
Now run along and begin your wonderfurl adventure! (so that I may eat this cheese)