Judge: This court is now bein' called to order...uh, is that what I'm supposed ta say, Queenie?

Queen: Psssst! Look at the script!

Judge: Right! ooops! Uh, yeah...the case before us is that of tha Crown (what's that word?)

Queen: Versus, you idiot!

Judge: ...tha Crown versis Benny acka Bensbly...(what does acka mean?)

Queen: Never mind the AKA, just get on with it!

Judge: Is there a Purrsecutor in tha house?

Queen: The script! Look at the script and read it, jack...ie!

Judge: Oops! Hey man, I dropped it!

Queen: (Never mind! ) Counsel fur the purrsecution, are you ready with your opening argument?

Judge: I call fur a recess...gotta use tha faciliies, ya know?

Queen: Mind you, do not use the Royal litterbox! I shall be using it myself any moment now! Use the public facilities in the corridor!

Judge: Ahh, that's better! Hey, purrsecutor, are ya ready with yer openin speech?