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Queen Bitsy Purrductions

purroudly purrsents: The trial of the century year

"The Crown vs Benny AKA Bensbly of lisaviolet's cathouse"

Brought to you by

Queen Bitsy Network

and televised by

Castle Court TV

Starring

Her Royal Majesty and Highness, Queen Elisabit June di Edoardi--as her magnificent self!

Co-starring

The Queen's Magistrate Jackie, Prince of Wails--as the Magistrate (Judge to you)

 

The rest of the Cast

(in order of appurrance)

 

Sergeant Pussnagel of the Kassle Kopz.................Bailiff

Ms. Daisy of Madame Alto's Cat House.......Court repurrter

*Sam the Cat...................Christofurr Purrden, Purrsecutor

I. Will Cheetum, Atty. at Paw.................Defense attorney

Benny AKA Bensbly of lisaviolet's cathouse as his disgusting self!

Gilly Gorgonzola..............Dr. Theodore Eusabius Duncan (TED)

Various Extras...................................Court Cafeteria Scene

Commisshunner Billy-Bub Chester............Himself

* It is with great sadness we repurrt the recent departure of Sam the Cat for the Rainbow Bridge. We will remember him always.

 

Other credits

Background sets................The Queen's Royal Artist

Costumes, scenery and props.....Sam the Cat's Stardust.

I Will Cheetum....................courtesy of Leo's Loft

Dr. Duncan's costume and Diner scenes............Tik Tok & Humans

Theme music... played very poorly by the Court Mewsicians; their heads will come off when this is over, and the public will be invited!

 

In order that all spectators will know what is being said, subtitles in Humanese have been added.

 

The trial is expected to last a considerable time, so be sure to tune in every day so as not to miss a moment of this exciting show!

 

Hark! I hear the bailiff now--what is he saying...

 

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