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Sam's Royul Trift Shopp!

Meeeow! Dis izz Opie heer, akktin fur Sammy wile heez on hiz hunnymune, an mabye eefun affter he gits bakk. I wented an gotz a hole buncha noo stuf, sew da old stuf izz now on sail wit loawer pryses. Wun ting I gotted wuz dis reckurd playyer. Sumboddie jis lefted it heer on da dorestepp. Itt's praktikully bran noo! Da onely trubble izz, youse cannt shut off da mewsic.

We lefted da sine upp becuz dis iz stil Samz Shopp, butt Jakkee an mee is runnin it now. Azz youse kin sea, weze iz furry tyred frum hawlin noo stuff in. Wel, I hawled itt--Jakkey jis soopervyzed wile he wuz taikin hiz meddasin.
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Dis izz a grate chare fur nappin if youse putt sum pillas innit! Da Kwene's got wun jis lyke itt dat she callz a thrown! Youse kin havv it fur 30 sammoleans!
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Sorrie, we aint gotz no moar kars rite now. Butt we izz gonna git sum sune. Luke inn da nexxt rume fur sum noo stuf Jakkee gotz holesail. Dis ainnt no stoalen stufff eefur. An rememfur foakes, Jakkee sez kash onely! Butt I sez youse kin charrrg itt! Shhhh...doan tell im.
Noo stuff!
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