The Fourth of July Parade is startin out now!! Heading it all up is Orange

Pekoe playing doz baggypipes. An rite behind him is Queen Elizabeff II

carrying tha flag and riding a noble steed. Wiff such a grand start, we ken

count on a wonderfur parade. I is reely eggcited and bet dat yu are tu.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Elizabeth: (singing) Gaaaaaawd Bless Americaaaaa,,,Zounds, Pekoe! You're playing the mewsic backwards

and it's making my steed furry skittish. Besides, the key is too high fur my voice and you're off pitch to boot!

Orange Pekoe: I'm sorrey, butz I iz furry nerfuss wit dat horse rite on my tale. Kin ye hold him back a litle?

Elizabeth: He seems to be following a signal you're sending out...like some loud, low blatting sounds.

Orange Pekoe: Oh, hehe, yew muss meen tha bass notes...yeh, tha bass notes, thassit!

(Musta bin them beenz an turkey meat I et befur I left home kickin in. Heehee, I iz haffin funz allreddy.)

Elizabeth: Furget the bass and stick with the treble...a few more blasts and I will faint!