Commissioner Billy-Bub: Hay, Pussnagel--how long did tha Qween say we had ta stand out here? I iz startin ta sweat!

Chief Detective Pussnagel: So iz I. She didn't say how long we wuz ta be here, exsept she menshunned sumthin about changin tha guard befur dark. I guess we iz tha guard, but whatz she gonna have us change inta?

Bub: Whateffur it iz, I hope we kin take off these fur hats. My ears iz itchin an twitchin ta beat tha band!
Tha only good thing abowt it iz that I can't heer tha mewsic tha Qween pipes in.

Pussnagel: Ennywaze, I cud sure go fur a cupple of donuts rite about now. Did she say we gitz a lunch brake?

Bub: I dunno, but I think she sed she'd have Sammy bring us a little sumthin--like leftofurs frum tha resepshun.

Pussnagel: I don't like tha sound of that. Affur she raids tha fud table there's neffur ennything left.

Bub: Mebbe we kin bribe one of tha guests ta bring us a bite. Here comes a bunch of 'em now.
We haz ta greet em an send em on in.
 
Pussnagel: Rite!
 
Both: Welcome to tha Royal Gardin!
 
Bub: Jist go rite on in an wander thru tha flours an stuff till tha wedwink begins.
 
Pussnagel: Yeah. An mebbe one of youz kin bring us back a cupple a donuts.