Hay, boyz! Wellkum too Samz Plaice!

 

Me an my budz hang owt heer wen we wants sum privacey frum da

generull purrblick, espeshully gurlz an Qwenes.Hee hee!

Let me innerduce youse to myne budz. Top roe, frum leff two rite, dey iz:

E.T., sittin on da Kwene's ole trone

Dorian, on da taible nexx too da cheeze

Scooter, da blakk an wite wit eggstra toze

Shamus, wit da bellz on hiz hedd

Bottem roe, leff two rite:

Biggie Fries, wit da karrds on hiz bakk

Davy wit his feetz in da air

Royal wit his faice in da mug

Chuck, owr grownhog bud

Tux an me, lukin innersent. Hee hee!

 

Heer iz a noo frrend. Hiz naim iz allsoe Chuck, but he iz knot

a grrrowndhogg. Hee hee! He wuz two lait too git inclooded in

da pitcher,butt heer he iz by hizownself. Youse kin vizzit

hizown paige bye clikkin on hiz pitcher.

 

 

As youse kin sea, we noze how too haff a gud tyme!

Sumtymes owr sisfurs an winkwinks try two brake into

Paddys,soe we senn dem too da Terrace Cafe instedd

 

 

 

A grate klubb we belonngs two is tomzrule. I has maid a paige abowt it

rite heer!