Lookee at da swel awarrd
dat Sweeney at Precious Kitties sent ta me an Sargent
Pussnagel! Who sed it aint a privelage too be oranje? If
youse iz allsoe an orranje kittey youse cud git wun
two.
Hay, youse
orunj boyz owt dere! Heer iz a grate klubb fur us orunj guyz
onely,
an no gurlz iz
aloud ennyware neer it. Hee hee!
Juss clikk on
da memfurship kard too joyn!
Dey haz gotz sum
grate conntests, two! I jist wun seckund plaice in da karr
kontesst!
Heer iz da kar I
wun it in. I iz a deemin on da rode! Hee hee!
Wate...dere's
moar! I iz now a purrowd memfur of tomzrule!
If youse iz a
grose an dissgustin tom, youse kin allsoe bee a memfur.
Jiss clikk on
da kard fur deetales.
Hay! I iz now
a memfur ov Fat is Fun, a grate klubb efun if youse iz knot furry
fatt.
Clikk on da
kard an haff fun wile youse gane wate!