This is my wall an other kopz better keep owt! This meens yew if yer a kop.

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Hay! Snugs an me joyned a grate club. Heer is my memfurship card.

If you is fat--er, I meen fluffy, clik on it an join. It iz fun!

This is my Winkwink, Snuggles. She is furry purrty, ain't she? Well, she is allso smart an makes grate donuts.

I iz a lucky kop!

She iz heer at tha purrecinckt ta help with tha missin crown case.

These donuts wuz made by my winkwink, Snuggles. Do not eet 'em!

Heer iz sum more deelishus donuts that Snuggles jist made. Catnipp Creem, oboy!

Do not eet 'em under penilty ov imprizzenmunt.

Howz abowt this beeyootiful donut an valuntine my winkwink Snuggles made fur me?

It is too purrty to eet, so I iz leevin it here. Yew kin look, but don't tuch or eet it!

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