Leopod: Hey, sarge, where the heck are we?

Pussnagel: Durned if I know! It sure is dark, though.

Leopod: Got enny of them fish-jelly donuts we brought from Tik Tok's left?

Pussnagel: Nope! You et tha last one befur we got ta Daisy's place.

Leopod: Yeah, that Daisy sure has got a nice shape...er, place! You shouldn't a dropped crumbs all over tha house, tho!

Pussnagel: If we could find our way back, I'd pick em up an eat em! I cud also use a big cuppa Joe rite about now.

Leopod: Hey! Don't swat me on tha head! I didn't do nuthin!

Pussnagel: I didn't swat you anywhere. Now you're swattin me on tha head!

Leopod: I didn't touch you.

Both: Huh? Somethin did!

Pussnagel: I don't know about you, but I'm gettin out of here.

Leopod: If we only could.