The Queen's New Year's Party has just ended, and Sergeant Pussnagel is still trying to learn the first step of the Hokey Pokey.

Pussnagel: Well, itz like I toldja, Bonnie--I haz gotz fore left feetz, an I don't know which wun ta put out. An since they izz tired rite now, so am I. I sure ain't lookin furward ta goin back to tha purrecink, but dooty callz.

Bonnie Le Purr: Yes, honey lamb, Ah know. A purrlicecat's time is nevah his own.

Pussnagel: Thass fur sure! I gotta rush back to tha office an see what tha annownsemunt wuz that tha Queen made last month. I couldn't make it out cuz tha mewsic wuz playin too loud--besides, my tail wuz drippin coffee, an she would've had a fit if I dragged it over her floor.

Bonnie: Well, Ah suppose you had bettah hurry then--it might be impurrtant.

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