Billy-Bub: Ms. Daisy, we got a big problem here at tha precinct.

Daisy: Oh that is just terrible. (Actually you guys have a lot of little problems - starting with the chief! But I guess that all adds up to one BIG problem.)

Billy Bub: Ya know, we're here on this job to purrtect and ta serve. The problem is, our boys, includin me, can't purrtect anyone furry well unless we are served with sumthin that'll stoke us up--ya know, git us goin. We can't fight crime on an empty stummick, ya know.

Daisy: Of course, Napoleon said that an army travels best on a full stomach.(Never mind what happened at Waterloo.) I suppose you need something like...hmm, let me think....

Billy-Bub: (fish-jelly donuts) So I gotta tell ya, tha most important part of yer job here is to see that me an tha boys get lotsa cawfee and the stuff that goes with it. Ya know what I mean?

Daisy: Of course! Would fish jelly donuts do the trick? (Actually you've already got plenty of what goes with cawfee, check out that tire around your middle.)

Billy-Bub: Yeah, if you could set us up with a few dozen a day (yum. drool) there might even be a bonus in it fer ya. A few extra toonas in yer pocket would pay fer soime more of those lacy gurl-kitty clothes. Heh heh!

Daisy: Oooo, I just love extra toonas. (And dream on about those lacy gurl-kitty clothes. I get them from my good friend Victoria and they're going to be a secret...at least from the likes of you!)

Billy-Bub: By tha way, tha Queen sed she has been seein a strange car drivin past tha cassle an wants us ta investigate. I told her we'd get right on it (after lunch). So go out and round up tha boys an tell em ta get inta their under-cover clothes, an meet me in tha librerry. An, hey! Get outta that dress!

Daisy: I beg your pardon!! (When they said "willing to work extra duties" I didn't think they meant THAT!)

Billy-Bub: Er, I mean, change inta some disguise, and give tha dress ta Inspector Leopod. He'll know what ta do with it.

Daisy: (I'll bet he'll know what to do with it.)