Grrrreetings,
kitties!
If you wish to
join the Circle of Charms girls' club, you have come to the right
place!
If you are neither
a kitty nor a girl, you have not!
- Due to some
purroblems with impostors attempting to infiltrate our
- ranks, both
boys and humans, I now require applicants to send me a
- small photo of
themselves along with their application. This will assist
- me in
determining whether or not they are eligible fur
memfurship.
-
- I appurrlogize
fur the inconvenience, but I'm sure you'll agree that
- in order to
enforce our fur girls only rule, there are times when
- drastic
measures are necessary!
-
- If after
scouring your conscience you still dare to apply, send
me
- an email
telling me why you want to join, and attach your photo.
-
- (Do not touch
the food!)
