Rushy: My dears, did you see that scandalously outrageous outfit she was wearing? Why I wouldn't be caught dead at a d*g fight dressed like that!

Smokey: I know what you mean! She does have the taste of a tree-lizard. What makes her think she can wear those colors?

Tiffy: Well, I have done my best trying to outfit her at my establishment, but she absolutely refuses to go near Tiffennee's Secrets. Her excuse is that she does not like being corseted.

Rushy: Ha! The sturdiest corset in Catdom could not keep that shape confined. And the hat, my dears! Purrdon me fur giggling.

Smokey: I wish I had worn a hat.

Taffy: (thinking) I hope it's not me they're talking about. But how could it be? I'm not wearing anything besides this old cross I found in Sister Catrisha's booth.

Captain Video: (muttering to himself) There's only one purrson they could be ripping apart...our not-so-esteemed hostess. Ho hum, this affair has already become so boring I think I'll take a nice, long nap. Don't anyone wake me till it's time to go home.