Cookie:
 
Gurlz, can you bleeve it? Biggie say I kin inbite ALL my frenz tu a Funraiser partee! Come on ofur!
Butts, bring lotz of toonas, cuz we wills haff a aukshun, and sum of da gurlz haff set up boofs tu sell fings!
In fack, efun Mr. Birdie haff furry grashusly offured tu set up a kissin boof, and I bleeve
I see Queen Bitsy steppin up fur a kiss rite now! Or, is she lukin fur a snakk? Hehemewmew!