Biggie:

Keek, I calls you into dis meatin dis mornin cuz we haffs a bigg purroblem.

Keek:

Watt is it?

Biggie:

Wells, frankly, da catpaign treasury is emty. Wiles you haff beed takin care of your sikk fafur,

da sekyoority gards haff beed a little bord wholed up in da barreks wiff nuffin tu du.

Dey haff beed sendin out fur peetsas, nipz and gurls and chargin it tu da catpaign.

Keek:

I sees. Wells, watt is we gonna du? I duzn't wanna call off da catpaign.

Biggie:

All da tomz is broke, and we can't efun aks dem tu make donations and

charge it tu deys catinum cards, cuz all deys winks and sisfurs haff da cards!

Keek:

Maybe da gurlz wills catribute?

Biggie:

Hehemewmew! Dat's a gud one!

Keek:

Wells, maybe dey kan be TRIKKED!

Biggie:

Hmmm...I fink you is onto sumfin dere.

Keek:

I knows! We kin aks a gurl tu haff a FUNDraising ebent, and if we aks a dum one,

she will prolly fink we is sayin FUNraisin partee!

Biggie:

Dat's troo! And I know da purrfectest dum gurl! My sisfur Cookie!