Good evening, Kitties! I hope you are excited about this event, fur I was so nervous while I was dressing I furgot to shave my legs! Tee hee...just a little joke. All we girlkitties know that a healthy growth of leg-fur is extremely attractive to toms! But I am not joking when I say that tonight's show will go down in history as a display of the most elegant, fashionable gowns and ensembles ever seen in Catdom. (squeak!)

Every single design you will see here tonight was created by the inimitable Stardust, who has scoured the globe searching for rare gems and fabrics and has now brought them to your doorstep in her fabulous creations.

I see the Queen is motioning for the show to begin, so I shall retreat to the offstage microphone and describe in the designer's own words the apparel each model is wearing.