Bitsy:
 
Grrrreetings, Kitties! Welcome to my rose garden! I have put an enormouse amount of work into
getting the grounds in shape, so do take care that you do not trample the shrubs or disturb
the flowers. Above all, do not pick them! They are here to be looked at, not worn or eaten!
 
As an added purrcaution, I have asked Chief Polly to purrtroll the grounds during the festivities,
so I trust you will all be on your best behavior!
 
As you may know, this party is a Circle of Charms Club function, and as such was financed by
the club members and myself! I am afurraid that the members' dues did not reach the hoped-for
total, therefur we cannot serve any free food or drink! If you did not bring a snack from your
home, you are welcome to avail yourself of the reasonably priced items on the lunch cart, which
is situated on the west lawn.
 
Now, go on in, and have a wonderfurl time!