July 2005

 

Announcements

 

 

Moke the Magnificent has a new brofur and sisfur! They are adorable babicats whose feral momfur disapurred

when they were only three weeks old. Now they have a fureffur home with Moke and his furmily.

We welcome these sweet kits, whose picture you may see on the Hidden Camera section, to our catmunity,.

 

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Rafe and Rhett have a new website! They would be furry purrleased to have you visit. 2 Brofurs in Texas

 

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The Fur and Fang Organization has purrduced a marvelous play, called

Captain Fuzzy and the Amazing Flying Machine

Go early and if you want a good seat, as it is sure to be a sellout!

 

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BFCC

 

The BFCC is planning a Fourth of July party.  As usual Freya has been gadding around and doesn't have the

fence decorated, so the party won't open until the 4th.  I've even had to send Widgy and Tommye over to help

her.  Humpf! Just when I needed their help here.

 

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Observations

 

On an anonymouse tip, I wandered ofur to the CatHobbyist Community Forum and was outraged

at what I saw there. Go to Crime Repurrts below fur the full story.

 

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It pays to visit various message boards in our catmunity, as kitties often say and do things there

that they would not think of doing where they can be recognized. Often they are foolish enough

to post outlandish photos of themselves...or their meowmies do, giving me ammunition for the

Hidden Camera seciton. Go there to see the latest tidbits.

 

 

Parties and Events

 

Well, I have had no news of parties being thrown this month, except fur the 4th of July party

being given by Freya and Chuck. I cannot even repurrt that one, as it will not start till the 4th,

and I do not yet have the address!

 

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I just stopped by the Rescue Ranch and discovered why there are no parties...efurrykitty is there at

the Ranch helping the boys celebrate. Efurryone but Samuall, that is. I wonder why he is not there!

 

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Crime Repurrts

 

I had received sefurral repurrts of nefurrious doings at the CatHobbyist Community Forum, so I trotted on ofur

to see what it was all about. Well, you cannot imagine the absolute horror and downright disgust I felt when I learned

that the subject was cross-dressing. As you know, this is a capital crime against the Crown, and I will not tolerate it

in my subjects! If any of you are thinking of attempting it, you can just...but I digress! I am purrblishing an excerpt

of the confursation there, but kitties be warned...do not read it if you have weak stomachs! If indeed you wish further

punishment, you may go to the Forum yourownselves and read the rest of it!

 

 

Posted by: Pepper at Sat Jun 11 17:45:50 2005  [ Report Abuse ] [ Email Message ]

 

:::Pepper been fasting for last 12 hours before him get in hims BMW convertible to drive over to the mall

to go to NordieSTroms. Him want to be able to squeeze in smallest size possible of gown that he intend

to buy to wear for when him is Best ManKit and Matron-of-Honor at the wedding of the year: that of none

odder than Sunny Lunny and Giz, the nutball case.

 

Pepper go straight to "Fine Evening Wear" and "Prom Dresses Galore" dept. Pepper look around for about

three hours an see so many possibilities. Finally him try on perfect dress. It is a 100% silk and crinolin

ballgown of the loveliest shade of lavender and the bodice which is strapless and is studded with seed perls

and Svarwoski crystals and look very form-fitted to Pepper's petite and well-developed body. Good thing

Pepper did not eat breakfast this a.m. or this dress wouldnt fit him. The skirt belles out and when Pepper

view him ownself in the mirrow, him think of CinderellaKit. This ballgown is the purrrfect dress for him to

walk down the aisle in when him in that weeding. whenever that may or may not be.

 

Pepper whip out hims American Express Platinum Golden credit card and tell the salesgurlKit to "Charge it!!"

and she packs it carefully in tons of tissue paper and then in a big fancy box. Pepper take the box and grin from

ear to ear.Next him go to the shoe department to look for some 'strappy little' heels to match. Finally him settle on

a pair that he thinks will look divine and then him buy those and one of those expensive little evening pawbags

that are encrusted with precious and semi-precious jewels and stones. The evening bag cost almost as much as the

ballgown, btw, but that neither here nor there. The sky is the limit.

 

All this shopping have Pepper vamished and him stop by the little sandwich and pie place in the mall and order

up himself a huge big lunch. Him can diet tomorrow or a few days before the wedding if and when it take place.

 

Pepper starving and him eat like they no tomorrow but the day has been most successful. It took all day long but now Pepper

have the purrfect dress, the purrfect shoes, and the absolute purrfect evening bag for when him in Giz's weeding. MOL:::

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Posted by: GizDaElder at Sat Jun 11 18:50:15 2005  [ Report Abuse ] [ Email Message ]

 

::Giz neck arterieys pop owt an him gits beet redd::

 

Now see here youse pansy, Wat part uf you iz NOT wearink no dress to my weddink dont youse unnirstand???

And it not IF AN WHEN der a weddink, it gonta happin, so cut da cwap. Me an my littil snickerz bar is getink married.

Now I tolded youse dat you co-best mannink wif Vinny an I tellink youse rite here an now, if youse show up wif a drezz on,

you scuzz ball, Mojo gonta trow youse rite owt uf da chappil afore you take on step an Vinny gonta be my best man alone.

Now live wif it, froot, or be a frooty guesst instead. End uf story, powder brain.

 

My dear Kitties, I cannot emphasize enough how impurrtant it is fur us to root out this evil from our fair catmunity.

It is hard enough to tell the difference between males and females when undressed, but it is even harder when they are

wearing clothing of the oppurrsite sex. If any of you see or hear of a furriend, acquaintance, or even a furmily memfur

engaging in this foul purractice, notify me or Chief Polly at once and we will see that they are brought to justice.

 

 

Gentle readers, I am always open to repurrts from you. If you have knowledge of,

or have been a victim of a crime, do not hesitate to email me and I will see that it is

handed to Chief Polly fur investigation..

 

 

 

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