My dear
Kitties,
- As you all may
know from tuning in each month to the Hidden Camera section
- of the Weekly
Purrsuader, the badness rate among the kitizens of
Catdom
- has risen to
an all-time high! I have opened this organization in the hope
- that this
alarming situation can be quelled somewhat, as no one is safe,
- neither kitty
nor human, as long as the purrpetrators are allowed to
- roam about
creating mayhem unchecked!
-
- Therefur, I am
offuring any and all bad kitties the oppurrtunity to
- confess to
their evil ways and purromise to try to be good fur at
- least one day
at a time. Those brave souls who come furward and
- join will be
purrsented with this card as a reminder of how not to
- behave! They
will be obliged to place the card on their websites
- and to link it
to this site in order to guide other bad kitties here.
- I especially
encourage members of tomzrule, a club fur wicked boyz
- run by Nosey
Parker, to join now, befur they are totally corrupted!
- Joining is a
simple matter...just click on Join and send me the
- email with
your name and website addy. Tell how you have been
- bad, and
attach a pic of yourself in your naughtiness, if your
- human was
quick enough to catch you! Your name will then be
- entered in the
Members Roster and you will be sent into the
- Auditorium
post-haste. Be sure to pick up your membership card
- here and place
it on your page, fur I will inspect each and
- efurry one to
see that they have complied.
- If you do not
have a website, howeffur, you may still join.
- A number of
courageous kitties who are willing to admit their wrongdoing have
already
- joined and are
inside the auditorium at this furry moment telling their stories.
- I am not a
member, so I cannot enter. Howeffur it is open to all who are or
wish
- to be members!
Let us hope that this will be the means to heal the blight
that
- has
infiltrated our fair catmunity!
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