- my name is pine
cone, and i am a good kitty. my meowmie calls me a
hoolikitten. i rule my house and all the other cats
- have to obey my
every command. meowmie didn'tneed any of those plants,
anyway. she didn't need to have those little
- cat thingies
onthe shelves either. the other cats are getting lazy and
need more exercise, so what ifi made myself
their
- personal
trainer? meowmie needs me to test her water glass to see
if the water is cold enough, and eat a bite or two of
- her dinner to
see if it's still warm enough. meowmie needs me to type
on the computer for her. i protect her from
the
- other humans,
as well as the attacking toy animals. so you see, i am a
good kitty, and don't belong in this group.
- my meowmie is
wrong to show me this place.
- i
rule
- Pine Cone
esq.
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