Hello my name is Fern & I am a bad kitty! Okay I'm pretty bad here, even down right SCARY! This is MY case of pop. Don't even try to sneak a can! GRRR!

I'm Fern and I just might be a little bit bad! :) Here I am helping Dad with his diet. "Stop Dad, that's enough food fur you, put the bowl down very slowly & no one will get hurt. Here, I'll HELP you"!	I'm helping Dad paint, he misses so many spots, he NEEDS my help!	I'm supervising mom's paint color choices. She'd be lost without my artistic talent. "Use more green Mom"!
I'm not a snoop! I'm just making sure my stocking is in good shape, no holes, etc. It has to be purrfect for Santa Claws to put my treats in, that's all.		I had to help"re-arrange" the so called decorating my family did on the Christmas tree, they had it all wrong. I had to show them how much better the tree looked with NOTHING on the top 2-3 feet. Then the pressence of ME draped across is a very nice touch. There's no doubt I'm the best ornament. And see how the rest of the ornaments look all messy, like they may fall off at any minute, this takes talent!! And aren't the branches much prettier all FLAT! Oh yes, can I decorate a Christmas tree or what, I amaze myself!!

Hi I'm Iris & I'm cute, but kinda bad. My sister Fern is VERY bad, I'm just a little bit bad. We aren't even 1 year old yet, so I know we are going to get into some pretty bad stuff in our lives!! Here I'm just inspecting this plant. Making sure it has no bad brown leaves. I'm kinda the gardener around here... What, what'sthat you say, its a fake plant! No wonder it was so chewy, oops I mean, no wonder the leaves were all purrfect!

I'm not being bad, I'm just licking this nice birdy that was in the tree. What, I'm not supposed to be in the tree?! No its okay, remember I'm the gardner, its my JOB to inspect all plants & trees in the house. What, this one is fake TOO!! I give up!