I is nots a bad kitty, no way! Meowmie Lois is furry messy!

I hafs tu pick up after hers alla time, an dat's what I wuz doin here.

I is NOT drinking meowmie's milk. I is washing tha dishes.

Here yu sees me helpin Meowmie agin. I wuz not gonna make a mess at all. No siree ... I wuz gonna ... er ... er ... I wuz lookin fur my blankie. I wuz juss gonna fold it up neat.

I is juss helping Meowmie find da tuna fur her lunch. It wuz not me dat licked tha butter. Nope - not me. I think it muss haff been Henry.

Murff I is Bentley's brofur, but I iz not bad like he iz. I iz guardin'dis chikken fur da hoominz so he won't steal it.

Hmmm,I wonder if it iz spoiled frum sittin out like dis. Mebbe I better taste it so da hoominz won't git sick.

I iz not waitin fur sumwun to open da fridge fur me...I iz juss watchin to make sure dat when dey duz, ole Ben won't jump in an grab sumthin.

This is NOT me, Anne Cordelia, AKA Annie Kadiddie, being bad. This is the catfood cupboard and I was takinginventory so that Meowmie would know if we needed some at the store.

This is NOT me, Simon Kadiddie, being bad wifAnnie. It's Annie trying to look innocent and I just got up there to... to... oh darn, what WAS my excuse?

This is NOT Simon getting into the cat foodcupboard. It's NOT Annie who started the whole thing. And it's NOT me,Priscilla Patches, AKA Cilla Kadiddie, getting up to join the action. I was just telling Annie and Simon that they'd better get off there.

And this is NOT me, Minnie Mouser, on the counter drinking out of the kitchen tap. I admit that I do like my water frrresh,but I firmly maintain that it's one of the d*gs disguised as a TabbyCat.

And as for us - Pinkie (Miss Pinkerton), Tottsky Kadiddie, Charlie Foreland,and Michelle Kadiddie - we are Good Cats. There is NO evidence that we have EVER been bad. We didn't mess with the toilet paper. We didn't skittle therugs. We didn't do nuffin. Uh oh - Meowmie looking for dat digital camera. She says the Evidence will be Forthcoming. We say mew no, how can it when we are NOT BAD... well not a lot.. well not when she's looking.. well heck at least we have fun! Purrs The Kadiddies Meet the Kadiddies at our site   Or join us at The Cat's Meow Club   and meet Meowmie Andie