My name is That Gracie, and I am not a bad kitty!   Since I was a little kitten like I was here,I have always looked after my meowmie to keep her away from bad things

Here I was tasting this milk to see if it was okay fur her to drink.

Well, phewie! It didn't taste right, so I emptied the glass and saved Meowmie from a terrible expurrience!

My name is Dustymop, and I iz not a bad kitty! When I was just a wittle kitten Old Auntie Ewizabeth was twying to teach me to use tha potty. She is not a good teacher so I sat in tha wong pwace, and I got peez on my tail. It was not my fault!

 

 

Delilah I iss not a bad kitty! I didun't haff noffing too dew wif dis TP gettin all shredded. Jes becuz I gitted kaught huntin in da bafroom a few timez duz not meen dat I did dis awfur ting! I tink mew brofur Sam did it an I's goin too tell meowmie on him.	My name is Smokey, and I iz not a bad kitty! It is my dooty to kill dis chair, becuz it is a bad chair! It takes its slipcover off, so I have to punish it and tell Meowmie to put it back on.
My name is Jasper Jax, an I iz not a bad kitty! Meowmie depends on me to take care of da burdz an fishes arownd here, so I wuz chekkin to see if dere wuz enuf burdseed in da howse!	An heer I wuz chekkin da water level ta make sure da fishiez had enuf water.
My name is Jazmine, and I am not a bad kitty! What happened was an accident! Meowmie wasn't home... she's always shushing me away from our bird Liberty when all I want to do is look at her. Liberty's cage sits on top of a black wrought iron & glass 3 tier shelf (she's on the top). There are nick-nacs on the other two shelves. I jumped from the file cabinet to the second shelf... and (keep in mind I'm a Fat Is Fun Fraturnity memfur) the shelf came crashing down with me on it... I fell through the second shelf (everything on it went with us), then through the bottom shelf. I ended up on the floor in a sea of broken glass & broken nick-nacs. Meowmie came home & saw the mess on the floor. She cleaned it up... glaring at me the entire time (see Aeriel doesn't mess with the bird much,so it was a dead giveaway). But after cleaning it up (and our Grandpawpie measuring to see how big he needs to cut replacement glass for) Meowmie picked me up... I thoughtI was in super big trouble, but she was checking my paws & furr for glass to make sure I wasn't cut or had glass stuff in my paw. I was okay. Meowmie said the heart attack I probably had while falling was enough punishment. I agree!	After all that I needed a nap in a nice, quiet place. Unfurtunately fur her, my sisfur Aeriel was in the place I wanted to be, so I accidentally sat on her head. Tee hee!

 

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