I am not a bad kitty! I thought I heard

a robber and was guarding Meowmie's purse.

Jinx I am not a bad kitty! These threads were loose and I was trying to weave them back in.

Jason I am not a bad kitty! This is not what it looks like...uuuh,what was I doing ennyway?

Tiger I am not a bad kitty! I did not steal the shrimp from Meowmie's plate. It fell on the floor by accident.

Meowth Meow iz not a bad kitty! My twin sisfur Pikachu lefted dis mess on da flore an I wuz cleenin it up.

Ragamuffin

Fernando I beez Fernando, de Spanish Ragdoll, an I iz not a bad kitty! Old Queen Elizabeth sez I chased her outta her cradle and tooks it fur myown. I did not du that! It iz my cradle, not hers. Yu kin tell dat by how well I fits into it.

Littlefoot I am not a bad kitty! Yu kin tell dat dis picfur a me in da trash can is not reely me. I iz nots a liddle kitten! I tinks da hiden cammera tuk dis of sum utter kitty an tried tu frame me!

Littlefoot Dis seem to bees a picfur a me in da furry top a da Chrismouse tree. Dat not me. It jes luk like me. Why iz efurryone out tu gets me?

Nosey Parker I iz defurnitely not a bad kitey! I cannot sin yew a photo of me akshully dewing ennieting bad, becuzI neffur duz ennieting bad! Doze roomerz dat I spinz my daze and nites enjoying a despicable round of gross and disgusting tings are absewlootley fawlse an slanderouse!