My naim iz Royal, an I iz knot a bad kitty!

As mew kin planely sees in dat picfur, I, Royal is garden dem close dat da mistress layed owt on da tabul wenn herz weres cleenin herz closet. Mize stinky sisfur Lucy, howefur, bees gettin herz hairs all ofur dem.

 

 

Also an tew I'se scentin mew a picfur ob mineownsef garden da

baf mats dat mistress set owt tew dry. I'se makin shore dat nose

bad cats putteds dems paw prince all ofur dem. As mew kin sees

I'se were late fur da job cuz alls doze paw prince mew sees were

maked by Lucy befur I'se cud chase hers aweigh.

 

Our names are Sable and Gracie, and we are not bad kitties!

We are helping Meowmie by straightening up these messy shelves.

Gracie-one year old. She loves to eat my houseplants and tip over the trash.

She has been stealing hair ties since we got her at four weeks old. She would

take them and put them in her food bowl and bury them under her food.

She has passed this habit on to her baby Sable.

 

Sable and Gracie both like to shred the toilet paper and paper towels.

Sable pulls the curtains down in my kitchen every morning, and then again

at night. They also both insist on going in the bathroom with whoever goes

in there to use it. They like to climb up the clothes in my closet to get to

the shelf, as you can see from the picture. If something is put where they

don't want it, they will immediatly move it if they have the means to do so.

Sable has a vantage point here, from which she can

view her next target.