My meowmie made me join this club because she says I do things that

make her mad.

She says I make long distance

phone calls.

 

Would I do that? Certainly not!

Here I am trying to answer

the phone for her when she

couldsn't get there fast enough.

 

She says I drink out of her glass.

 

I didn't know it was her glass! I thought

someone else had left it and I was drinking

it before it spoiled.

She says I getz on her shelves

so she can't keep nice things on

them.

 

Those things are not nice!

I get on the shelves because

I look better than they do, and

I don't want people to think she

has bad taste.

 

She says I also do other bad

things that I shouldn't talk about

:(

I don't know what she means by that!

 

You can visit me st

Sue's Furry Family

and see fur yourself

what a good kitty I am!

My name is Oreo, and I am not a bad kitty!

My meowmie says I like to attack people. That is just not true. Sometimes humans get in front of me when I am attacking a toy, or a mouse, or...er...something, and I jump on them by accident! She also says I knock over my food dish and get into trash...I do not do those things. It must be another kitty, or a d*g, or...er...something. Heh heh!

I am furry helpful to my meowmie.

Here I am wrapping Christmas presents.

It wasn't my fault that the ribbons got all tangled!

I was testing Meowmie's milk to make sure it was OK

for her to drink. My brother Figaro was waiting to

steal some of it, so I had to drink it all.

That was not my fault!