My name iz Buddee, and yew must realize I am NOT a bad Kitty, doze rumours of me being under duh influence of intoxicating likor at ma Catulor party are libelus and slanderus and beside which dey are totally UNTRUE! I was juss showing duh Amerikan chaps how a Kangaroo hops! As fur my memfurship in dat glorious club which celebrates duh macho catness of all red-blooded tomz diz I stand purroudly and say "yez I iz a memfur" and I likez being able to express myself clearly in duh purresnce of like-minded tomz!

My name is Molly, and anyone can see I am not a

bad kitty! I don't even know how I got here.

All I want to do is finish cleaning this computer

screen, then I'm leaving!

The black kitty is Ned, whose Meowmie had to

send him here. He refuses to confess, so his

brother Gordie is doing it fur him.

Here, he has pulled books out from under the

bed, where Meowmie has them for safe keeping.

He also pulls books off the shelves.

I didn't do any of this. I was just watching.

Do mew think there is any hope for him?

Anywho, I hope, mew can save him.

 

 

Well, itz trew. I haf werked my paws to duh boan hepping

Pawpa wif dat tree he brung intew duh howse.I klimbed it sevrul thymes until I gotted sick of hishollering at me. Reely! Freya, treez be fur klimbing,rite?

 

Den he putted sparkly tings own it, and I juss knowed dey were toyz fur me sew I begun taking dem off and putting dem in saff playces - under duh couch,behine duh bookcase, under duh mat.

 

I spoze dat purrty soon he will git two hoarse tookeep own

hollering, but I dunno. He gits sew emotionalabowt liddle tings

-- like wen I knocked duh candle onto duh floar and it

burned duh whole in duh carpet.Hoomin beanz are hysterikul.

If onlee dey wood take mower knaps and get relaxed and

filosofikull lyke us cats.

 

NP

Nosey Parker

 

See, Ize neffur bin a "bad" kitty.

Dough I beez a

baadassed kitty alla thyme MOL

Bronze Grand Champion Cindylin Carmina

 

With a title like that, how could I possibly be a bad kitty?

The truth is, I was not trying to destroy that ribbon! It was slightly smudged and I was trying to clean it with my tongue.

 

Click on my photo to visit my website and see

what a very special kitty I am!

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My name is Calvin and I iz not a bad kitty, no matter what my silly sister Sabrina says about me.

She told da Queen dat I broke into our purrents' grocery bags and messed them up. She even

accused me of trying to eat the plastic bags! Why would I do anything like that? I waz simply bein a

good boy and helpin my Meowmie. Waz it my fault dere waz only nip in da bag wen I decided to help?