 
My name is Miss
Claudia, and I am not really a bad kitty!
- I am only a
small kitty, and can be refurmed. I have stolen the
big kitties' food, shouldering them
- out of the
way and making "nung nung" and "urrrrrrrllll" noises
to terrify them. I have jumped into the refrigerator,
and have twice been shut in the pantry after
investigating the cereal boxes. I gave my Meowmie 7
scratches on the leg one nite in bed, and I have also
done toona burps (and worse) on Paw's guests. These
were all accidents.
-
- Apparently,
the wust thing I have done was to decide, at the age
of 7 weeks, that Kitty Mummy's
- milk wasn't
quite good enough, and naturally enough, I headed
straight off to my auntie, who had a
- litter only
3 weeks before. I sat on two of my baby cousins,
pushed another off the cushion, and
- positioned
myself to have a meal. Frankly, I think my new Meowmie
should have seen my food
- obsession
coming from a long way off.
I am furry
sorry, and I promise to think at least once befur trying
to do naughty things again.
- PS. I
thought once, then stole a potato chip from Meowmie
tonite. I don't think it was especially
- naughty,
just that I decided I was hungry again. And I didn't
really go into the chip packet -
- it was open
and I fell into it sideways with my mouth open. It was
an accident!
-
- The badness
with food has continued at my bruvver's birthday
party. (I
- just can't
help myself). I tried to insert my entire head into
the cheese
- dip, and
then tried to eat Jasper's birthday cake. I finished
up by
- stealing his
birthday toona from his dish. All in all, a pretty
normal day for me.
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