My name is Tommy,
and I am not a bad kitty!
I was reminding my
Mom to brush her teeth. When I am in the sink, she has to
brush teeth in the kitchen. I was reaching for Moms hair
brush. It gets dirty and I like to rinse it for her, in the
toilet. hehehehe. Thank you for trying to help me be
good.
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- My name is
Snookums, and I'm a bad-ass orange
cat.
- I'm da baddest
in my family. I was my human's first cat. When I was a
kitten, I used to sit on her shoulder and make this awful
noise (she was not a cat purrson), and she rushed me to
the vet for "respiratory distress", ha!Turned out it was
just my PURR!!!
- I had to teach
her everything about cats, poor stoopid human.
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- As for my
badness, I destroyed some expensive blinds, broke my
human's entire Japanese glass float collection, made her
drink out of plastic glasses in her old age, and will
push any item not secured with museum putty off its
sacred shelf or table to DIE!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! Let's not
forget all the iced lattes that I've dumped on her
precious carpeting....
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- As for the
other furs on our website, well, none of them are like me,
and that's why my human says I'm really
special!!!
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